Chulip Spoiler-Friendly Guide
Intro
Hello fellow Chudlippers, I’ve written up this guide to give some pointers on getting through the game as it is very difficult without a guide, but the idea of playing the game knowing exactly what to do everywhere sounds incredibly unfun, as opposed to just having a few hints to push you in the right direction.
I’m going to refer to Long Life Town (the town you begin the game in) as LLT throughout, the main character that you name as Poor Boy, and the love interest that you name as Her (capitalised this way always).
There will be 4 categories of hints used in this guide to help you. Each puzzle below has a collapsible Show hints toggle — open only the level you need.
Example
# Chuddy is angry and won't let me pass
Show hints
Obscure
You'll have to find out what he likes.
Vague
Someone in Chudville will know what he likes.
Specific
Chudette knows what he likes.
Explicit
Chuddy wants some chicken tendies.
Important — localisation errors
There are at least three points in the game where incorrect localisation or script errors give you little to no chance of working the solution out on your own.
I won’t tell you the solutions to the puzzles/kisses/quests they are involved with, and you’ll still need to figure out the rest of the puzzle yourself, but in the Explicit category I’ll state the exact error and where it appears. You can probably just skip to the explicit category and still not have the full puzzle spoiled, but just in case you want to try your best to work it out yourself I’ve put it behind the hints system.
I strongly recommend you read these sections to save yourself hours of frustration.
# The name of an item used in somebody's kiss progression (difficult but still possible)
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Obscure
The name of an item you can buy in Long Life Town is missing an important detail.
Vague
It's an item in Mrs Plum's Snack Shop.
Specific
It's the popsicle, you can show it to people around town and someone will give you the information that's missing from its name.
Explicit
The popsicle is supposed to be named "Apple Popsicle", it wasn't correctly localised from the original Japanese text.
# Dialogue cut off that helps tremendously in main quest progression for Scarecrow's Field (difficult but still possible)
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Obscure
There's dialogue from showing somebody's name card to Her that cuts off before stating what item they're talking about. You can still find out the info from showing the item she's talking about to other people.
Vague
If you get this dialogue with the cut off text, you will get a similar story when showing Her the item she's talking about.
Specific
It's dialogue from showing Mrs Plum's Card to Her, the item is something you can buy from Mrs Plum's store.
Explicit
Her dialogue is: A kid disappeared behind the snack shop. Scary isn't it? My mum told me never to eat, presumably she was supposed to say “Micro Gum”.
# Dialogue missing during a main story quest in Scarecrow's Field (virtually impossible)
Show hints
Obscure
The missing words are "Soccer Dempou".
Vague
These words are related to a quest very late in the game, they will make sense when you reach that point.
Specific
They're supposed to be said during the second part of a quest in Scarecrow's Field.
Explicit
When you're interacting with a computer in Scarecrow's Field, a character is supposed to tell you "Soccer Dempou"; because of a localisation error this dialogue is missing entirely.